About Me
Hello, there!
I’m Molly, a New York City based performer hailing from Woodstock, New York (insert peace sign here.) I received a BA in Theatre Performance from Wagner College where I graduated, cum laude (heh. I’M SORRY, I’LL BE MATURE AND PROFESSIONAL. This is my website that I paid for and created, after all.) I have experience in acting, writing, directing, singing, dance, stand up, sketch, improv, musical theatre and winning a tetherball match against my gym teacher in third grade which, despite some other accolades, has undoubtedly been my greatest accomplishment.
My stand up style was once dubbed “dirty vaudeville” (which is literally what burlesque is; I don’t do burlesque…yet… but appreciate the art form.) It’s also been described as, “silly and animated but not afraid to get dark and personal while remaining warm, throughout”; also once accurately expressed as, “Your voices are funny. You crazy.” I do stand up all over New York City, including spots at New York Comedy Club and West Side Comedy Club. I also produce my own show with a fellow comedian called ‘Happy Time Apocalypse’ which previously ran at Eastville and The Stand, now with a monthly run at New York Comedy Club. The show was voted the yearly favorite and has become a staple at the esteemed venue.
I’ve been in movies that can be found on HBO and Amazon, national and international commercials and have done Shakespeare, farces, musicals, comedic and dramatic plays Off-Broadway and regionally. I also wrote, directed, produced and starred in the award winning short comedy, It’s Not You, It’s Your Vagina, and have a web series in the works.
My other passions include impersonating Britney Spears (ask and I’ll do it for an annoyingly lengthy amount of time), eating pesto and watching Netflix while on my phone because who has hobbies anymore? If you do, person reading this, good on ya. Maybe I’ll take up gardening or baking one day. I also really want a whoopee cushion placed near my grave after I die so when people walk by, they can have a little giggle. Who will fill it back up every time someone steps on it? Maybe you will, reader. Maybe you will…. HOW DO YOU NOT END THESE AWKWARDLY?! HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!